Climate Change Deniers Should Sign a Contract
It's time for the Rush Limbaughs, Marco Rubios... to show their true colors and conviction against climate change. They need to swear an Oath on the life of their children and grandchildren and sign a legally binding contract that effectively states:
I,_____________________, agree that my Last Will and Testament and Family Trust Fund will be amended and all my worldly belongings will go to ______________ upon scientific proof that the Atlantic Ocean has risen at least _____ inches on January 1, 2030.
Furthermore, I will:
_____ Relinquish my US citizenship
_____ Live outside the US for the remainder of my life
_____ Forfeit the life of my wife
_____ Forfeit the life of my husband
_____ Forfeit the life of my children
_____ Forfeit the life of my grandchildren
Legal stuff, blah, blah, blah
Notary Signature____________________
Signed ________________________
Print ______________________ Date: __________
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